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They should make a toy line,
\nHeads of State, that features
\norange eggheads sporting
\nyellow troll tufts and a range
\nof offending mannerisms.
\nBubble T (w20\/mule team).
\nSmoking T (from a gun).
\nSneezy T (aerosol or spray).
\nLying T (very diluted lye).
\nDancing T (VillageMaggots enc).
\nElectric T (with chair or prod).
\nDictator T (adheres to skin).
\nVery Stable T (wait and see).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They should make a toy line, Heads of State, that features orange eggheads sporting yellow troll tufts and a range of offending mannerisms. Bubble T (w20\/mule team). Smoking T (from a gun). Sneezy T (aerosol … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","category-posthumous-additions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1249,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1249","url_meta":{"origin":2780,"position":0},"title":"T-Bone’s Stake","author":"Rick Young","date":"May 3, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Well it's T-Bone and the Russkies\u00a0and their pack of inbred huskies we see scrambling every day for some solution. Seeking some equation that will pacify the nation, maybe say it's just evasion, not collusion. They repeat to their cronies that accusers are just phonies; this \"witch hunt\" is deemed a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1573,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1573","url_meta":{"origin":2780,"position":1},"title":"The World of T","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 14, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"No more justice. No more laws. Trump has pointed out their flaws. Now he will make all the calls on which way the gavel falls. Those who dis him, moan and wail. You'll be winding up in jail. 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