{"id":2786,"date":"2020-06-25T13:24:47","date_gmt":"2020-06-25T17:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2786"},"modified":"2023-07-30T11:07:31","modified_gmt":"2023-07-30T15:07:31","slug":"dead-lives-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2786","title":{"rendered":"Dead Lives Matter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Feds have found a whole new way to keep us in the red.<br \/>\nThey sent a million stimulus checks out to people dead.<br \/>\nMore than a billion dollars worth. The IRS is ripped.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;d like to send it back but grandpa winterized his crypt.<br \/>\nWith his noted history of evil machinations,<br \/>\nperhaps Drumpf meant this all along as post-life reparations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Feds have found a whole new way to keep us in the red. They sent a million stimulus checks out to people dead. More than a billion dollars worth. The IRS is ripped. 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