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His hair is feathered. His cheeks are golden, his eyes beholden, his fingers teeny, just like his weenie. He&#8217;s your very worst nightmare, The Three Bad Wishes Genie. In his teeth are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2792\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","category-posthumous-additions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":956,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=956","url_meta":{"origin":2792,"position":0},"title":"Dream Solid","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 4, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"My alter ego is in prison. He acts out more than I. 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