Drumpie’s moved to Florida,
\nthere’s fewer taxes there.
\nHe leaves his tower in New York
\nand much synthetic hair.
\nHe’ll blend in with the old folks
\nin a state of milk and honey.
\nAnd he will find a thousand ways
\nto rid them of their money.
\nHe’ll wear his mirrored glasses,
\nogle women on the beach,
\na state of tits and asses
\nwhere impeachment’s out of reach.
\nHe’ll claim that Mar-a-Lago
\nis the greatest place on earth.
\nAnd no one there will dare to care
\nabout what he is worth.
\nAway down south he’ll get far from
\nthe liberals and haters.
\nAnd, best of all, his shotgun sons
\ncan go hunt alligators.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"