Pooh, pooh, Putin.
\nHe’s got our poor POTUS scootin’
\nPooh, pooh, Putin.
\nOur election he’s rebootin’.<\/p>\n
Republicans are now his dupes.
\nHe’s got ’em jumping through his hoops.
\nThe money that’s been changin’ hands
\ncould fund twelve heavy metal bands.<\/p>\n
Pooh, pooh, Putin.
\nHis horn our president is tootin’.
\nPooh, pooh, Putin.
\nOur treasury he’s surely lootin’.<\/p>\n
We’ve promised him a sanctions lift.
\nConsider it an orange gift.
\nHe’ll open up new lines for oils.
\nAnd we will divvy up the spoils.<\/p>\n
Pooh, pooh, Putin.
\nOur groper prez his horn is tootin’.
\nPooh, pooh, Putin.
\nHe says that sharin’ sure beats shootin’.<\/p>\n
The future’s world wide autocrats.
\nOn this doomed ship we are the rats.
\nRepublicans are gross and stinkin’.
\nStop them now before the sinkin’.<\/p>\n
Pooh, pooh, Putin.
\nFor his downfall we are rootin’.
\nPooh, pooh, Putin.
\nWe’re allergic and he’s gluten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"