{"id":348,"date":"2014-03-14T11:08:05","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T15:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=348"},"modified":"2014-03-14T11:08:10","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T15:08:10","slug":"victory-lapse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"Victory Lapse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Victory lane has gone insane.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve sold off our gold for spare parts<br \/>\n(and broken ecologists&#8217; hearts).<br \/>\nThe losers are spilling champagne.<br \/>\nThe world is awhirl with false starts<br \/>\n(and watching the crash simply smarts).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Lapse.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-349\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Lapse.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"lapse-jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-349\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Victory lane has gone insane. We&#8217;ve sold off our gold for spare parts (and broken ecologists&#8217; hearts). The losers are spilling champagne. The world is awhirl with false starts (and watching the crash simply smarts).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":341,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=341","url_meta":{"origin":348,"position":0},"title":"Automan Umpire","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 3, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Big die. Small die. Paper playing field. No balls. Sharpened pencils plot solid strategy. Behold the charts! Numerical gods. 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