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C- Manuel "Trans" Mission
\n(first transgender major leaguer)
\n1B- Lancelot "Red" Cox
\n(crusty vet)
\n2B- Levelone Bitterson
\n(never forgave pressure of name)
\nSS- Valenzuela "Dough" Meaney
\n(mom from Mexico, dad from Detroit)
\n3B- Conner Store
\n(hot prospect)
\nLF- Phlint "Striker" Locke
\n(well-travelled player rep)
\nCF- Marlon "Jackson" Martinette
\n(moonwalks the substantial pasture)
\nRF- Peter "Gray" Harris
\n(has got the arm)
\nP- Bumbershoot "Perry" Winkles
\n(never been rained out)<\/p>\n

[LET THE GAMES BEGIN]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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