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The Frank Sinatra hologram
\nis just an advertising scam.
\nHe’ll drink with you and sing a song,
\nbut bring your credit card along.
\nFaux Frank does not croon on the house.
\nIn this sham rat pack, you’re the mouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Frank Sinatra hologram is just an advertising scam. He’ll drink with you and sing a song, but bring your credit card along. Faux Frank does not croon on the house. In this sham rat … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":870,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=870","url_meta":{"origin":495,"position":0},"title":"Temerity of the Joker","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 20, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Develop your dexterity in practice of sincerity. Achieve internal parity. Such balance is a rarity. 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