{"id":514,"date":"2015-01-04T00:06:04","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T05:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=514"},"modified":"2015-01-04T00:06:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T05:06:04","slug":"talking-her-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=514","title":{"rendered":"Talking Her Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t wed that fool.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s still in school.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll work to pay his loan.<br \/>\nHis head&#8217;s too big,<br \/>\nhis eyes too small.<br \/>\nAnd listen to his tone.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s mister smart.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s mister right.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s got just every answer.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d think that<br \/>\nhe has done something:<br \/>\nfound god, cured aids or cancer.<br \/>\nSo back it off<br \/>\nand slow it down.<br \/>\nMake sure that he&#8217;s the one.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll be enchained<br \/>\nfor all your life.<br \/>\nNow is the time to run.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t wed that fool. He&#8217;s still in school. You&#8217;ll work to pay his loan. His head&#8217;s too big, his eyes too small. And listen to his tone. He&#8217;s mister smart. He&#8217;s mister right. He&#8217;s got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=514\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1877,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1877","url_meta":{"origin":514,"position":0},"title":"WHO&#8217;s Next","author":"Rick Young","date":"July 8, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"He's putting out a bounty on the bounty story leaker. 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