{"id":564,"date":"2015-02-13T03:31:37","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T08:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=564"},"modified":"2015-02-13T03:31:37","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T08:31:37","slug":"crazy-in-chinatown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=564","title":{"rendered":"Crazy in Chinatown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My girl&#8217;s in Chinatown.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s goin&#8217; crazy.<br \/>\nYou see her, turn around.<br \/>\nHer name is Daisy.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s got a knife and by now<br \/>\nshe just might have a gun.<br \/>\nOne minute havin&#8217; fun,<br \/>\nthe next, I&#8217;m on the run.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s down there in the street,<br \/>\nyellin&#8217; my name out loud.<br \/>\nShe used to be so sweet.<br \/>\nShe used to make me proud.<br \/>\nBut now I do believe<br \/>\nthat she intends to kill me.<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t want to leave,<br \/>\nbut this shit doesn&#8217;t thrill me.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s never been the same<br \/>\nsince she found crack cocaine.<br \/>\nJust know I&#8217;m not to blame<br \/>\nfor driving her insane.<br \/>\nMy girl&#8217;s in Chinatown.<br \/>\nAnd me, I&#8217;m headin&#8217; west.<br \/>\nAs long as I&#8217;m not found,<br \/>\nthat would be for the best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My girl&#8217;s in Chinatown. She&#8217;s goin&#8217; crazy. You see her, turn around. Her name is Daisy. She&#8217;s got a knife and by now she just might have a gun. One minute havin&#8217; fun, the next, I&#8217;m on the run. She&#8217;s down there in the street, yellin&#8217; my name out loud. 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