If a giant crab decided
\nit would fight a lobster,
\nwould there be a betting line,
\ncreated by some mobster?
\nWould the ring of battle
\nbe at sea or on dry land?
\nWhat would be the rules
\nregarding throwing of wet sand?
\nWould their strategy involve
\nthe gouging of stem eyes?
\nWould the crab’s quick scuttling
\ncatch the lobster by surprise?
\nWould they battle to the death
\nor just accept submission?
\nI would act as referee,
\nbut just on this condition:
\nwinner gets to crawl away,
\ntentacles aflutter;
\nloser must come home with me,
\nto be served with butter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"