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It&#8217;s a shooter&#8217;s holiday. Hide your loved ones in the garage. There&#8217;s a death arcade and many real wild rides. There&#8217;ll be bullets lodged in some unlucky hides. There &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=593\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2505,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2505","url_meta":{"origin":593,"position":0},"title":"Seven Deadly Zinns (Hospital poem 7)","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 18, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Another long sword's been unsheathed against the darts of reason. Again, we've wept. Once more we've grieved. It comes round every season. When power rules with sharpened tools, there'll always be some clashing. 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