{"id":600,"date":"2015-06-25T10:41:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T14:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=600"},"modified":"2015-06-25T12:04:40","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T16:04:40","slug":"be-bob-a-lula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"Be Bob-a-lula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I could write like Dylan,<br \/>\nI&#8217;d give my soul, god willin&#8217;.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d kill to write one &quot;Maggie&#8217;s Farm.&quot;<br \/>\nFor &quot;Winterlude,&quot; I&#8217;d do some harm.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d chop off both thumbs and a toe<br \/>\nto pen a &quot;Desolation Row.&quot;<br \/>\nCould I create &quot;Masters of War,&quot;<br \/>\nI&#8217;d live out life as a crack whore.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d do penance for all who&#8217;ve sinned<br \/>\nfor just one &quot;Blowin&#8217; In The Wind.&quot;<br \/>\nI&#8217;d even die for just a smidgen<br \/>\nof his songs about religion.<\/p>\n<p>(Bob went electric 7\/25\/65.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I could write like Dylan, I&#8217;d give my soul, god willin&#8217;. I&#8217;d kill to write one &quot;Maggie&#8217;s Farm.&quot; For &quot;Winterlude,&quot; I&#8217;d do some harm. I&#8217;d chop off both thumbs and a toe to pen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=600\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":903,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=903","url_meta":{"origin":600,"position":0},"title":"48th Anniversary Poem for N.","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 8, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I longed to see the cupcake of your smile. I thought you were my mommy for awhile. 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