{"id":605,"date":"2015-06-27T01:11:22","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T05:11:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=605"},"modified":"2015-06-27T01:11:22","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T05:11:22","slug":"shoes-abused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=605","title":{"rendered":"Shoes Abused"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My tap shoes are tapped out.<br \/>\nMy clogs are clogged, no doubt.<br \/>\nMy wingtips have all flown<br \/>\naway with herringbone.<br \/>\nMy loafers just look tired,<br \/>\nmy brogans uninspired.<br \/>\nMy cleats are dull from sporting lull.<br \/>\nMy car shoes got hot wired.<br \/>\nMy sneakers snuck away<br \/>\nbecause I would not play.<br \/>\nMy boots all need new heels.<br \/>\nMy roller skates lost wheels.<br \/>\nMy sandals were all swiped by vandals<br \/>\nsomewhere by the sea.<br \/>\nMy hush puppies were chewed by dogs.<br \/>\nSo now my feet run free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My tap shoes are tapped out. My clogs are clogged, no doubt. My wingtips have all flown away with herringbone. My loafers just look tired, my brogans uninspired. My cleats are dull from sporting lull. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=605\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":625,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=625","url_meta":{"origin":605,"position":0},"title":"Gloss Spill","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 22, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"One day some lipsticks melted on the dashboard of the car. 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