{"id":62,"date":"2013-11-14T17:36:53","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T22:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=62"},"modified":"2013-11-14T17:45:09","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T22:45:09","slug":"meteor-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"Meteor Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Godzilla.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-70\" alt=\"Godzilla\" src=\"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Godzilla.jpg\" width=\"1230\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Godzilla.jpg 1230w, https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Godzilla-800x585.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1230px) 100vw, 1230px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Showering stars are descending.<br \/>\nEach crater creates a new park.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s Meteor Town never ending.<br \/>\nA literal scream after dark.<br \/>\nO where are you now, Stephen Hawking?<br \/>\nThe bodies are outlined in chalking.<br \/>\nWho\u2019d guess that a rock<br \/>\nBig as this one could fly?<br \/>\nThe townsfolk look up<br \/>\nAnd get ready to die.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s Meteor Town and its sad destiny.<br \/>\nA target for mountains of flying debris.<br \/>\nThe chamber of commerce<br \/>\nAppeals to the nation:<br \/>\n\u201cCome visit us,<br \/>\nMake suicide a vacation.\u201d<br \/>\nIts Meteor Town<br \/>\nWhere the theme song is \u201cTaps.\u201d<br \/>\nIt\u2019s marked not with \u201cX,\u201d<br \/>\nBut a hole in most maps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Showering stars are descending. Each crater creates a new park. It\u2019s Meteor Town never ending. A literal scream after dark. O where are you now, Stephen Hawking? The bodies are outlined in chalking. Who\u2019d guess &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=62\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":29,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=29","url_meta":{"origin":62,"position":0},"title":"The Elements of Emily","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 13, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Those who knew miss Dickinson Were of one mind: she was no fun. 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