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Eve was teed off at her guy.
\nHe said he wanted apple pie.
\nShe was extremely discontented.
\nFire wasn’t yet invented.
\nAdam said they could adjust,
\nmaybe use some leaves for crust.
\nEve said no way she would bake.
\n"Why can’t we just eat some snake?"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eve was teed off at her guy. He said he wanted apple pie. She was extremely discontented. Fire wasn’t yet invented. Adam said they could adjust, maybe use some leaves for crust. Eve said no … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2293,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2293","url_meta":{"origin":620,"position":0},"title":"Barr Tab","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 15, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Billy, Barr the door. He'll be A.G no more. Word is that on Christmas eve, this sly sycophant will leave. 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