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A Spanish pup escaped the pound
\nand headed toward the border.
\nHe happened on a frankfurt stand
\nand dared put in an order.
\n"I’ll have a weiner. Make it hot.
\nI’ll need ketchup and relish."
\nThey threw his tail into a pot.
\nA dog’s life can be hellish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Spanish pup escaped the pound and headed toward the border. He happened on a frankfurt stand and dared put in an order. "I’ll have a weiner. Make it hot. I’ll need ketchup and relish." … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1037,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1037","url_meta":{"origin":626,"position":0},"title":"Letter to NRA Santa","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 25, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"All I want for Christmas is a gun, just like little Ralphie, except real. 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