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I tried to get a wine prescription.
\nDoc said that was just a fiction.
\nBut I need my cabernet.
\nCouple glasses every day.
\nI find that it beats out pills
\nin defeating all my ills.
\nI just know I feel quite fine
\nwith a dose of good red wine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I tried to get a wine prescription. Doc said that was just a fiction. But I need my cabernet. Couple glasses every day. I find that it beats out pills in defeating all my ills. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1780,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1780","url_meta":{"origin":637,"position":0},"title":"Let US Prey","author":"Rick Young","date":"May 24, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Lord, bless the germs within this pew, and hope that casualties are few. This virus makes the pious wary. 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