The root of all egress,
\na blessed cure for stress,
\ntime-honored equalizer,
\nrealized, baptized upsizer,
\nand upscale jones of choice,
\nI raise my ginseng voice!
\nA good name for a daughter,
\nand taken best with water,
\nmy memory’s restored;
\nmy stomach’s like a board.
\nI hoard it like a treasure.
\nIt’s multiplied my leisure.
\nI’ve grown an extra wing.
\nI love you, dear ginseng.
\nI spread the word in classes.
\nI’ve given up eyeglasses.
\nI read it in I Ching:
\nbecome one with ginseng.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"