The groundhog sees his shadow and we’re all for six weeks doomed.
\nWhose idea was it to have this poor beast exhumed?
\nThere must be other rodents on whom we could pin our luck,
\nsomething not quite so skittish as the underground woodchuck.
\nPerhaps we’d be much better off in dragging from its hole
\nan animal unfazed by sun, most probably a mole.
\nOr maybe shadows aren’t the things that make him want to hide.
\nIt could be all those guys in top hats dragging him outside.
\nThe whistle pig has this big gig that helps decide our fate.
\nIt would be great if on this date we just let him sleep late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"