We need a sharp-edged ruler,
\nwho can spy upon us, too,
\na real protective leader,
\na Governor Gumshoe.
\nHe’ll pound his dreaded gavel
\nif we have too much fun.
\nThen, if we don’t settle down,
\nhe’ll go and get his gun.
\nHe’ll walk the streets at night time,
\neliminating crime,
\nand call his own electorate
\na thieving vermin slime.
\nAnd when the next election time
\ncomes rolling ’round again,
\nHe’ll make damn sure that you vote.
\nHe’ll make sure that he’ll win.
\nWe need an upright ruler
\nwho’ll control all things we do,
\na regular dictator,
\na Governor Gumshoe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"