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She used the office fax machine
\nto reproduce her parts.
\nHer arm was just magnificent.
\nHer leg was off the charts.
\nShe sent a xerox of her foot
\nto some guy with a fetish.
\nHe telephoned quite quickly
\nbut she acted all coquettish.
\nShe sent an image of her hand
\nto guys who might buy rings.
\nShe got back several fingers
\nand assorted other things.
\nAt last she sent, as was her bent,
\na copy of her face.
\nThe one reply that made her cry
\nsaid she should model mace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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