{"id":697,"date":"2016-02-13T10:03:27","date_gmt":"2016-02-13T15:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=697"},"modified":"2016-02-13T10:03:27","modified_gmt":"2016-02-13T15:03:27","slug":"stolen-basis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=697","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Basis"},"content":{"rendered":"

A kleptomaniac
\ntakes things and won’t give back.
\nA robber often uses force
\nand risks a stint in jail, of course.
\nPickpockets stick to wallet stealing,
\nin your pants without you feeling.
\nThieves now don’t take property.
\nThey snatch your own identity.
\nSo guard your cash and information.
\nCriminals do prowl our nation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A kleptomaniac takes things and won’t give back. A robber often uses force and risks a stint in jail, of course. Pickpockets stick to wallet stealing, in your pants without you feeling. Thieves now don’t … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2772,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2772","url_meta":{"origin":697,"position":0},"title":"Weigh My Dust.","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 19, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"(Note from the author's son: Below is a snippet from one of our email exchanges in June 2021. I felt compelled to share this mention of a title for a poem.) Weight down to 179 today, aiming next\u00a0at high school mark of 150. Then a zen-like 85. New\u00a0poem\u00a0title: \"Weigh My\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":903,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=903","url_meta":{"origin":697,"position":1},"title":"48th Anniversary Poem for N.","author":"Rick Young","date":"June 8, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I longed to see the cupcake of your smile. I thought you were my mommy for awhile. You pushed me on a swing until my head was lost. Of course I'd follow you at almost any cost. I'd trail behind your skirt tails like a pet. I'd kiss you 'til\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":506,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=506","url_meta":{"origin":697,"position":2},"title":"Crock","author":"Rick Young","date":"October 30, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"If you should see a smile upon a crocodile, return to domicile: they're very volatile.","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":575,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=575","url_meta":{"origin":697,"position":3},"title":"Japanese Bed Store","author":"Rick Young","date":"February 21, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"One futon front of the other. Tatami can you see me?","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":721,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=721","url_meta":{"origin":697,"position":4},"title":"Duality","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 19, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"A grid of was\/saw. A map of state\/etats. A circle of gas\/sag. The world is mad\/dam.","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":510,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=510","url_meta":{"origin":697,"position":5},"title":"Watch","author":"Rick Young","date":"December 31, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Counter terrorism can oft create a schism. Perpetual surveillance makes everyone assailants.","rel":"","context":"In "Poem"","block_context":{"text":"Poem","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?cat=16"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}