He elbowed his way up to the bar
\nand said, "Bartender, can I have a coke?"
\nHe wore a suit of crimson like a star
\nand said, "Excuse me, can I bum a smoke?"<\/p>\n
I seemed to recognize him
\nand he acted like a friend.
\nI felt that we’d grow closer
\nbefore this night would end.<\/p>\n
Now I’ve been drinkin’ all night but I’m gonna be okay.
\nI’m down to several singles and a fiver.
\nHe offered me a lift because he’s going just my way.
\nThe devil is my designated driver.<\/p>\n
He said I’d had enough drinks for tonight
\nand took me outside to his hell mobile.
\nInto the death seat I was buckled tight.
\nAnd satan then climbed in behind the wheel.<\/p>\n
I looked into his glowing eyes
\nand felt a little woozy.
\nI’ve had hallucinations, but,
\nman, this one was a doozy.<\/p>\n
Now I’ve been drinkin’ all night but I’m gonna be okay.
\nHe’s guaranteed I’ll be a safe arriver.
\nI don’t know where I’m going and it’s much too late to pray.
\nThe devil is my designated driver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"