Once there was a president who was, in fact, insane.
\nHe thought that the office was meant only for his gain.
\nHis head looked like an orange and his hair looked like a pelt.
\nHis best debating tactic was to hit below the belt.
\nHe made fun of the crippled and besmeared any detractors.
\nRace-baiting and name-calling were his most defining factors.
\nHe said he’d build a wall to keep the foreigners at bay.
\nI’m smart, I’m rich and one tough bitch was all that he would say.
\nAnd, like a vigilante, his great posse rallied ’round.
\nAmerica the great became his toxic proving ground.
\nHe got himself elected with some sleight help from the mob.
\nAnd when he was sworn in he said, "I’m gonna like this job."
\nHe loosened up the gun laws and made voting laws much tighter.
\nHis White House goal was more control to make the country whiter.
\nHis economic policies rocked Wall Street on its heels.
\nAnd underneath the table he was making shady deals.
\nAs, one-by-one, we lost our allies to his madcap schemes,
\nHe criminalized freedoms, from protests to jests to dreams.
\nHe made a world of enemies and pushed them to the brink.
\nDon’t worry, he said, I will tell you how to act and think.
\nWhen finally, backed to a corner by his crazy whims,
\nHe said, "Hey, world, don’t fuck with me, I’ve got ICBM’s."
\nHe’d taken our beloved freedom-based enlightened nation
\nAnd brought it to the brink of nuclear annihilation.
\nAnd these were his last words from just before the world expired:
\nHe pressed the bright red button, laughed out loud and screamed,
\n"YOU’RE FIRED !"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"