Command control has seized the blue puddle.
\nAll inhabitants are sworn to secrecy.
\nThus ends a stressful string of twelve aborted missions
\nand a flurry of inactivity deemed painfully inappropriate.
\nAll aboard will receive a fearsome medal
\nand a reluctant handshake from some retired quasi-hero.
\nNo one can know the boundaries of this secret undertaking.
\nMaps and codes were, of course, delivered by hypnosis.
\nEveryone wore masks derived from Penny Marshall films.
\nAnd the trail of evidence was always covered with sequins.
\nThis spate of colorful waters will no longer be tolerated.
\nSwimming and splashing have given the region a bad name.
\nBut what that name is can never be revealed.
\nAnd the history of this action will be sealed for many years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"