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We got to run for the border.
\nThere ain’t no law and order.
\nIt’s comin’ down to clowns wearin’ crowns.
\nThe ultimate presumption
\nby bozos with this gumption
\nis we don’t got the sense to shoot ’em down.
\nOn close inspection,
\nthis here election
\nis westworld robots roundin’ up the herd.
\nThey got our number.
\nThe country’s dumber.
\nAnd money is the ultimate password.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We got to run for the border. There ain’t no law and order. It’s comin’ down to clowns wearin’ crowns. The ultimate presumption by bozos with this gumption is we don’t got the sense to … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2414,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2414","url_meta":{"origin":743,"position":0},"title":"Disunited States","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 1, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"When insurrection doesn't work, try secession, it's knee-jerk. 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