For all my finger lickin’, I came back as a chicken.
\nI ate a thousand wings, now I’m one of those things.
\nI’m paying for those benders when I ate many tenders.
\nDid not realize how gory was chicken cacciatore.
\nI am a chicken now for chewing General Gao.
\nI’m paying for that fling with chicken a la king.
\nI ate it diced and shredded, now I’m poultry embedded.
\nI spent life as a guy who craved the breast and thigh.
\nNow it’s too late to beg, ’cause I am of the egg.
\nAnd it’s no use to growl, I ran afoul of fowl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"