{"id":757,"date":"2016-09-27T20:21:40","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T00:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=757"},"modified":"2016-09-27T20:27:06","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T00:27:06","slug":"the-shadow-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"The Shadow Nose"},"content":{"rendered":"

Snuffling is not sniveling
\nexcept in certain cases
\nwhen said snuffler is grimacing
\nand making funny faces,
\nand saying things that sound like lies
\nand are, in fact, not fact,
\nand covering with alibis,
\na crazed autodidact.
\nHe sniffs because he’s so damned smart.
\nHe snuffles ’cause he’s rich.
\nHe sees the poor as servant stock
\nand women are a bitch.
\nWhy should he pay his own fair share
\nwhen shares can well be stolen?
\nWhy should life be sky blue and green
\nwhen it can be made golden?
\nHe’s "wrong." He’s "wrong."
\nHis head is filled with ghastly monarch notions.
\nHis heart sings only greed’s dark song.
\nProtect the land and oceans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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