A couple days ago, I miscarried.
\nJust a little blob covered in red.
\nNow they tell me it’s got to be buried.
\nBad enough my zygote child is dead.
\nFetus funerals are the law in Texas.
\nStrange new rules now suddenly abound.
\nBring it to the graveyard in a Lexus.
\nThrow it with some flowers in the ground.
\nPriest will eulogize our little Cletis.
\nThey suggested that it have a name.
\nWe just made a guess it’s a boy fetus.
\nThis whole system seems a bit insane.
\nPlan is when the ceremony ends,
\nwe’ll go out to breakfast with some friends.
\nAnd, as this crazed situation begs,
\nwe’ll all order sunny side up eggs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"