Oh Santa, please bring me some nukes for Christmas.
\nJust leave some megatons beneath my tree.
\nMy Russian pen pal asked you for the same thing.
\nAnd I don’t want him to have more than me.
\nThe game we play is mutual destruction.
\nAnd I don’t know, dear Santa, if you’ve heard.
\nBut this will always end up in a dead heat
\nif mass annihilation is assured.
\nSo Santa, please bring me some nukes for Christmas.
\nI’ve been a little naughty, there’s no doubt.
\nBut if you don’t deliver what I ask for,
\nI’ll buy your factory and phase you out.
\nThe nuclear arms race has been neglected
\nfor many years now, but must be resumed.
\nA wave of paranoia is expected.
\nAn end of life scenario presumed.
\nHey Santa, I’m not kidding on this wish list.
\nI’ve got a lot of generals prompting me.
\nThe fate of this world hinges on your presents.
\nI’d better see some nukes under my tree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"