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Front and center.<br \/>\nAnd even a street named after it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you look to your right, you will see much bigger buildings, some oil wells, large vehicles producing &#8216;harmless&#8217; emissions, nuclear facilities, a well-armed police presence, strong displays of military might, golf courses, tennis courts and plush homes with gates, pools and dogs. Now look to your left and see what&#8217;s left. 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