Current fake news outlets are reporting
\nour good spies with their bad are comporting.
\nThey say this chicanery ‘cross the ocean
\nviolates some democratic notion.
\nThey don’t recognize that in these times
\ngovernment needs leeway for its crimes.
\nLiberals are up in arms and churled,
\nwhining all about a ‘brave new world.’
\nWe say they had best give us our say,
\nor we may have to put them away.
\nOur good God cannot this nation bless
\nand abide their fancy of free press.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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Liberals are up in arms and churled, whining all about a ‘brave new world.’ We say they […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":678,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=678","url_meta":{"origin":859,"position":0},"title":"Miss Informed","author":"Rick Young","date":"January 31, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"I knew a woman who got things all wrong. 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