This White House will undoubtedly go down in history.
\nThe president’s our first ever to be on PCP.
\nThe madness doesn’t stop at that; it’s all been quite consistent.
\nThe vice president named a fetus to be his assistant.
\nThe presidential spokesman had a problem with his rage.
\nAnd the chief advisor had been said to kill a page.
\nEducation’s secretary never went to school.
\nHead of double talk was either batty or a fool.
\nSecretary of state’s favorite state was in Ukraine.
\nChief of HUD was slow as mud, delay built in his brain.
\nSecurity adviser was dismissed and judged a spy.
\nAttorney general, once a racist, now says that’s a lie.
\nEven the first lady model once posed in the raw.
\nAdministrations ministrations just defy the law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"