I knew a cow whose fur was made of sparks.
\nBecause of this, he found that he’d been banned from many parks.
\nHe longed to get into Comiskey.
\nBut secret service found him frisky.
\nSo, on his birthday, he drank whiskey.
\nAnd later tried to buy some weed from narcs.<\/p>\n
He’s an indy cow. Indy cow.
\nAnd his yellow belly longs for peace.
\nHe loves Indy chow. Indy chow.
\nHis intestines sing selected songs from "Grease."<\/p>\n
PUSH SPECIAL BUTTON SHAPED LIKE COW
\nchoose song & import video now<\/p>\n
NOTE: Indy cow can be any religion or sexual persuasion
\nHe’s available for birthday fun or any old occasion<\/p>\n
Buy tickets now for next month’s one cow performance:
\n"I sold my soul to Nike and became some Jordan Airs."<\/p>\n
Phil Ochs Died For Our Sins 4\/9\/76<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"