Our military found a way to make cows fly.
\nNow, every time they take a shit, some folks might die.
\nA cow flop dropped from fifty feet up might not matter.
\nBut from half a mile the thing makes quite a splatter.
\nAll day, conscripted cows are fed on tasty grasses.
\nThen, at night, they drop their turds on foreign asses.
\nOne huge one-eyed cow they called ‘Cyclops’
\ndropped last week the mother of all flops.
\nBovine bombs have even disturbed ranks at ISIS,
\nwho must now condemn this U.S. cow crap crisis.
\nSo far, enemies get just one break.
\nWhen they shoot one down, they all eat steak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"