{"id":888,"date":"2017-04-26T14:05:10","date_gmt":"2017-04-26T18:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=888"},"modified":"2017-04-26T14:05:10","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T18:05:10","slug":"toy-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=888","title":{"rendered":"Toy Box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Madness is in the eye of the beholder,<br \/>\nsaid a man who lived in a toy box.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s accepted when a kid or much, much older.<br \/>\nIn the interval between, it shocks.<br \/>\nHis walls once were Lincoln Logs and Plastic Bricks.<br \/>\nEach toy in his box had their peculiar tricks.<br \/>\nHe would play all day in quietude quite deep,<br \/>\nexcept for forced interludes of food and sleep.<br \/>\nWhen asked who were favorites from amongst his friends,<br \/>\nhe said one-armed soldier and strange thing that bends.<br \/>\nHolidays and birthdays filled him up with joy<br \/>\nwhen he introduced to that box his new toy.<br \/>\nThen came dreaded school and time was regulated.<br \/>\nHomework was priority, play now berated.<br \/>\nSoon was introduced a glove and baseball bat.<br \/>\nHis toy box was closeted; imagine that.<br \/>\nHis room filled with baseball cards and model cars.<br \/>\nWalls were tacked with athletes and music stars.<br \/>\nHe bought 45&#8217;s, &quot;Hound Dog&quot; and One Fine Day.&quot;<br \/>\nThat toy box was sealed with tape and put away.<br \/>\nDecades passed and he had children of his own.<br \/>\nNone of them reacted when his box was shown.<br \/>\nStuff today lit up, moved and made lots of noise.<br \/>\nTo them it was just a coffin of dead toys.<br \/>\nMany years went by, now he&#8217;s back in his box,<br \/>\nhaving gone through several strokes and aftershocks.<br \/>\nWooly Willie&#8217;s on his shelf with Slinky and those men of tin.<br \/>\nNow it is acceptable for him to be a child again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Madness is in the eye of the beholder, said a man who lived in a toy box. 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