Kneel Young – Catechism Instruction booklet for pre-schoolers
\nFranklin Mint . – after dinner treat from the Queen of Soul
\nConway Twitter – Hashtag Kellyanne
\nMeat the Beetles – Japanese insect cookbook
\nChelsea Mourning – post-election state of H’s daughter
\nFife and Drum – concept album by Don Knotts and Buddy Rich
\nPrincess Dye – hair coloring product from Disney
\nAl Franken Sense – 2020 campaign slogan
\nTaco Bell de Jour – Mexican remake of Catherine Deneuve movie
\nEarnest Borg Nine – sequel to "Wall-E"
\nStand and Deliver – necessary birthing technique under Trump Care
\nGym Morrison – health club for roues
\nWrecks Read – someone who tells you a book’s ending
\nThyme Is On My Side – what Rosemary said
\nBum Steer – a bad driver
\nPall Anchor – male version of Debby Downer
\nBucking Bronco – one who coughs without covering their mouth
\nTailor Swift – one-hour clothing repair chain
\nElizabethan Warren – where rabbits lived in the sixteenth century
\nCruise Control – Scientology
\nGnome Chompsky – a little guy who eats with his mouth open
\nBawl and Chain – S&M parlor
\nCreedence Clearwater – NO DAPL !!!!
\nMerlot Haggard – morning state after wine drunk
\nDolly Partin’ – when a girl gives up her childhood toys
\nMiles Standish – SRO zone at any large stadium
\nRubber Sole – Mickey D’s filet o’fish
\nDawn Rickles – the marks around your eyes in very early morning
\nPerry Combover – any old guy in a button-up sweater
\nKelly Ripa – the south Boston guy who tore your green shirt
\nMed flight – hip way to say going to rehab
\nDrag strip – United Airlines aisle
\nTom Waits – male cat behavior during mating season
\nNein Inch Nails – a fingernail biter
\nJohnny B Good – second best rating on Fodor’s Urinal Guide
\nBerry Manilow – new Ben & Jerry’s flavor
\nJiff Sessions – sneaking peanut butter in middle of night
\nThe Four Tops – conservative section of Supreme Court
\nDeer Prudence – being careful around wildlife
\nFlying monkey – addiction to air travel
\nBlue Oyster Cult – anyone who’s ever had food poisoning
\nConnie Francis – talking mule’s low-profile wife
\nLena Horne – cool name for alto sax
\nTake Five – NBA draft theme song
\nJoe Tory – British coffee
\nBig Poppy – heroin
\nKool Hand Luke – menthol cigarette smoker
\nSean Spicer – how to liven up the taste of your seans
\nCat in the Hat – bald-headed jazz musician
\nGrace Jones – when you’re really itchin’ for religion
\nPied piper – plumber with acne
\nTammy Wynette – what you have to use when you can’t find your Tammy Wherenette.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"