60’s "Fifth Beatle" DJ, turned dentist: Murray Decay
\nWild west folk hero with esophageal spasms: Wild Bill Hiccup
\nBall club made up of little Cratchits: Tiny Team
\nDisney memorabilia above the fireplace: Mickey Mantlepiece
\nEx Supreme Court judge becomes ruler of England: Warren Berger King
\nIf Kong had freed captive animals: Ape Lincoln
\nFractured arm supports and spray cans: slings and aerosols
\nMouth big enough to fit a Duncan: Yoyo Maw
\nWalk softly and carry loopless pants: Theodore Sans a Belt
\nBeaver Cleaver actor, really stoned: Cottonmouth Mather
\n"Goodbye Columbus" author’s vineyard pride: Grapes of Roth
\nMarshall Wyatt, 50’s funnyman Ed & Amelia Earhart: Earp, Wynne and Flyer
\nAttic steps collapsed onto former first family: "Stairs Fell On All Obamas"
\nSneaked looks at identical babies: Twin Peeks
\nWhere Mr. Franklin wore his corsage: Benjamin Buttonhole
\nWhat Yoda said when Sean Coombs urinated behind his hut: "Pee, did he?"
\nPollinating insect’s weekly calendar book: bee fifty-two
\nFifth president moves to Baltimore: Maryland Monroe
\nMost popular Irish name north of U.S. border: O’Canada
\nFletcher Christian hires devils to help in Bounty mutiny: "I’ll Get Bligh
\nWith a Little Help From My Fiends"
\nLadies who wash snot rags in large vats: Hankie Tank Women
\n"Water Music" accompanied by sickly-sweet cartoon ursine dancers:
\nHandel with Care Bears
\nPreferring sunburn to straight talk: "I’d rather be red than dead serious"
\nIt’s not SNL actor Chase, but someone who annoys me: He ain’t Chevy,
\nhe’s my bother
\nWhy a man keeps his sock puppet parrot in the freezer: To Chill a Stocking Bird
\nThe horrid also’s: terrible too’s
\nMother sheep’s distress cry: Ewe Howl
\nCounting off shore birds: tern, tern, tern
\nDr. Seuss breakfast for tortured Danes: Green Eggs and Hamlet
\nNASA bought these space walk essentials at the childhood home of the savior:
\nG-Suits of Nazareth
\nThe cul de sac where cows are struck with ball peens: Moo Hammered Alley
\nMs. Farrow in NY’s most contemporary gallery: MOMA Mia
\nFavorite inn of John Wayne and Dodger slugger Snider: Put Up Your Dukes
\nDaffy sings while musical mates play versions of popular songs: Duck and Cover band
\nUnderwater sport hairstyle: scuba do
\n"Walking After Midnight" singer’s final altitude change: Patsy decline
\nFavorite kids’ drink at the Indiana Jones Theme Park: Shirley Temple of Doom
\nThinking man’s favorite thermally-insulated clothing brand: Cerebral Gore Tex
\nHow Harpo Marx played Sir Galahad: silent knight
\nSickest position on a football team: sneeze guard
\nContact influenza from a door opener: flu off the handle
\nShade of blue favored in both Minneapolis and St. Paul: teal of two cities
\nDark Taylor: semi sweet Baby James
\nWhere the Pink Panther kept his wine: Peter’s cellar
\nAncient Egyptian ruler’s spigot: Pharaoh faucet
\nCBS newscaster Dan’s special tie skill: Rather knot
\nScientific phenomenon wherein really bad jazz pulls you down: Kenny G force
\nDogs’ all-time favorite game show host: Bob Barker
\nWhat Patriots head coach calls his daily monitoring of midriff girth: Bill’s belly check
\nBefore cutting hair, Delilah always served her men this special juice blend: O.J. Sampson
\nShe sang loudly and lived under the sea: Ethel Mermaid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"