Where you can see Van Gogh’s Q-tip: ear wax museum
\nShe always complains about her high rent at the DaVinci apartment complex: moaner leaser
\nWhat the Xerox thief figured he’d do in court: Copy Cop a plea
\nSox Hall Of Fame catcher patted down at airport: Carlton Frisk
\nRussian leader snubs Trump’s hotel while in NYC: Putin in the Ritz
\nBest gloves to wear in a dojo: karate kidskin
\nFamous CNN woman host has a frivolous day off: Maddow lark
\nHoop star Kobe’s private roadway: Lane Bryant
\nErle Stanley Gardner’s novel about attorney Perry’s time in the Marines: Mason jarhead
\nThe red headed stranger’s entire music catalog: full Nelson
\nPhysician’s photo session while posing atop reddish-brown horse:
\nsitting of the doc on the bay
\nBest backup singer ever’s info survey: Emmy Lou Harris poll
\nIs this currency good in this country?: wonder bread
\nHideaway sleeping device caught in swirling flood waters: eddy Murphy bed
\nWhat Sir Edmund Hillary said when warned that Tensing had put on some extra pounds:
\n"Nothing he could weigh would scare me away from my guide"
\nFormer fireball pitcher Nolan won’t let his own boy behind the plate when he’s pitching:
\ndon’t let the son catch you, Ryan
\n"I Am Woman" singer’s dominatrix prop: Helen Reddy whip
\nAnyone who overreacts when winning a pinball game: Al Pachinko
\nIrish singer Morrison trying to flag down a cab: Van hailin’
\nNew Starbucks treat made with horse milk: pony espresso
\nWhat Sergio became when he won the Masters: cheery Garcia
\nBigfoot planning to sneak into camp to steal food: hairy plotter
\nPatient accidentally pees on the floor, covers it with hospital gown: johnny on the spot
\nIf action actor Dwayne Johnson had male triplets, what he would call the last born:
\nthird son from The Rock
\nRichie Cunningham portrayer’s butt: Howard’s end
\nWhat the wicked witch said to Julia Roberts: "I’ll get you, my Pretty Woman"
\nSelling "Tea For The Tillerman" CD’s on the street: Cat Stevens hawking
\nSpill mayonnaise after reading 33 pages of music: Miracle Whip on 34th sheet
\nSocial satirist Mort’s preferred mode of transportation: Sahl train
\nWhen Robin William’s alien character worked for a pest control company:
\nMork from Orkin
\nScottish singer Donovan’s pathway in Oz: Mellow Yellow brick road
\nAn extreme diva’s favorite season: prima donna summer
\nHe sang the sea urchin version of "Venus": Frankie abalone
\nWhen one needs M&M’s to get through the day: candy crutch
\nNew non-fiction tome about trends: faze book
\n" Folsom Prison" singer meets "Pet Detective" actor: Cash and Carrey
\nMagnum P.I. star allergic to gluten: Tom Celiac
\nFamily Feud star Steve’s new sleepwear line: P.J. Harvey
\n"Rock Around the Clock" singer’s funny book: Haley’s comic
\nFan base of legendary Looney Tunes voice artist Mel: Blanc generation
\nWhat the cowboys wanted to do when they spotted a field of large black birds: rustle crow
\nHe sang the dog version of "I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends": Joe Cocker spaniel
\nSing-along long distance runner: Mitch miler
\nThe game that infuriated Art Garfunkle: Simon says
\nFavorite late night host of canines: Jimmy kibble
\nMozart’s flatulence problem: classical gas
\nWhat they called Lancelot when he got insanely happy on Easter morn upon receiving marshmallow chix: gladdest knight and the peeps
\nBeauty contest for women with broken limbs: Miss Cast
\nLargest eel ever caught in Holland: moray Amsterdam
\nFrench king who was a real shit: Louis the turd
\nA very sloppy DNA splicer: Gene Hackman
\nLast climb before Dogma Mountain: Faith Hill
\nBig purple hot dog for kids: Barney Frank
\nWhat you call a pale man in a speedo: Whitey Bulger
\nCatholic church’s highest ranking kangaroo: Joey Bishop
\nWorst job at the International House of Insects: gnat turner
\nLate beloved Boston Pops conductor reshingles : Fiedler on the roof
\nElectronic book exposed to a gale: Kindle in the wind
\nColor of well-functioning brain: sane grey
\nDerive no pleasure from hypochondriacal aches: I get no kick from sham pain
\nHorror movie wherein monster emerges from a charred peanut:
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