{"id":896,"date":"2017-05-01T16:02:19","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T20:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=896"},"modified":"2017-05-01T16:02:19","modified_gmt":"2017-05-01T20:02:19","slug":"mayday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Mayday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Up at three a.m. again, sittin&#8217; on the can.<br \/>\nSweatin&#8217; out all last night&#8217;s gin, worried &#8217;bout the man.<br \/>\nHe shut off my internet, even killed my phone.<br \/>\nAm I frightened? Yeah, you bet! I am not alone.<br \/>\nPolice are like a strike force now, armored law god&#8217;s sons.<br \/>\nIn the street, it&#8217;s pow, pow, pow! Everyone got guns.<br \/>\nMe, I got no weapon bigger than a kitchen knife.<br \/>\nIf I go out steppin&#8217;, I am bound to lose my life.<br \/>\nSo I barricade the door, block the windows, too.<br \/>\nGot no food, can&#8217;t reach the store. Not much I can do.<br \/>\nThings look bleaker every day. Soon my blood will flow.<br \/>\nEven if I get away, got no place to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Up at three a.m. again, sittin&#8217; on the can. Sweatin&#8217; out all last night&#8217;s gin, worried &#8217;bout the man. He shut off my internet, even killed my phone. Am I frightened? Yeah, you bet! I am not alone. Police are like a strike force now, armored law god&#8217;s sons. In the street, it&#8217;s pow, pow, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1641,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1641","url_meta":{"origin":896,"position":0},"title":"Rocky Road","author":"Rick Young","date":"March 10, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"The president will challenge this new virus. 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