He was caught in bed with spies,
\ncovered head to toe in lies.
\nHe’d revealed some secret codes,
\nand, as drastic as that bodes,
\nthere were rumors he’d done worse,
\nblister on the universe.
\nYet his people found him funny,
\neven as he took their money.
\nLike an addict to his power,
\nhe grew bolder by the hour,
\nmet his critics with derision,
\nand his skewed malignant vision
\nput his populace in danger.
\nHe was clearly a Lone Ranger.
\nWith the one-percent his Tonto,
\nhe was getting richer, pronto.
\nThere would clearly come a day
\nhe’d hi-ho Silver away.
\nThen a small group did get wise
\nand this posse gained in size.
\nWhen these rebels of fake news
\nfinally verified his ruse,
\nthey said, "It’s not O.K., pal,"
\nand surrounded his corral.
\nHe was dragged off, spitting bile,
\nput in custody for trial.
\nHe’d played his country fast and loose
\nand now awaits impeachment’s noose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"