My gambling addiction
\nis passed off as fiction,
\nbut it does cause friction
\nwith the wife.
\nI bet on the horses
\nat many race courses
\nand I am remorseless;
\nit’s my life.
\nI’ve borrowed some money
\nand, no, that’s not funny.
\nI can’t tell my honey;
\nshe’d be mad.
\nNow some of my lenders
\nare denting my fenders.
\nThey could be game enders.
\nThis is bad.
\nI’m betting a pot
\non one last long shot,
\nthe last chance I’ve got
\nin this life.
\nSo, if I’m found dead,
\ntwo shots to the head,
\nI’ve made my own bed.
\nGoodbye wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"