{"id":912,"date":"2017-06-19T07:56:53","date_gmt":"2017-06-19T11:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=912"},"modified":"2017-06-19T07:56:53","modified_gmt":"2017-06-19T11:56:53","slug":"fathers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=912","title":{"rendered":"Father’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy Fathers’ Day. The hours melt away.
\nOnly two more left to sell these cards.
\nDoor to door we’ll go,
\nknocking, don’t you know,
\nselling reminiscence and its shards.
\nAnd it’s Daddy, Daddy-Oh.
\nHow I love you, head to toe.
\nYour boots are just the fruits
\nof love’s sweet stand.
\nYour seed made me what I am,
\nschizophrenic and, god-damn,
\nnow I’m playing
\nin an anarchistic band.
\nCrash the government.
\nBury in cement.
\nWash the old world
\ndown the unfurled path.
\nCome out living clean
\nin the new world scene,
\nlet the dirty bastards
\ntake a bath.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Happy Fathers’ Day. The hours melt away. Only two more left to sell these cards. Door to door we’ll go, knocking, don’t you know, selling reminiscence and its shards. And it’s Daddy, Daddy-Oh. How I … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2043,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=2043","url_meta":{"origin":912,"position":0},"title":"Big Daddy","author":"Rick Young","date":"September 16, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Look, over in the corner. It's Daddy Longlegs. You know, the one who killed the Brown Recluse. 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