{"id":921,"date":"2017-06-23T05:33:06","date_gmt":"2017-06-23T09:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=921"},"modified":"2017-06-23T05:33:06","modified_gmt":"2017-06-23T09:33:06","slug":"somewhere-in-kansas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=921","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere in Kansas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dorothy’s hallucinating again.
\nThe telltale stare.
\nThe bulkhead stair.
\nPlaying the game, rolls a six,
\nthen boxcars, sixty-six. 666.
\nThe Oz number.
\nTwister on the near horizon
\nand she’s outside for the dog,
\na heroine to love and sing with.
\nShe’ll get help, as always,
\na team to talk her down,
\nto deal with the witches,
\ndancing elves and talking trees,
\nease her through the vibrant colors.
\nGet her back home safely.
\nAnd somewhere, perhaps,
\nshe’ll find a true wizard
\nwho’ll finally help her
\nget this flying monkey off her back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dorothy’s hallucinating again. The telltale stare. The bulkhead stair. Playing the game, rolls a six, then boxcars, sixty-six. 666. The Oz number. Twister on the near horizon and she’s outside for the dog, a heroine … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":133,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=133","url_meta":{"origin":921,"position":0},"title":"Nicotine Nanny","author":"Rick Young","date":"November 22, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Beside the bassinet, she'll light her cigarette. 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