The cat loves to play with a Q-tip,
\na little baton he can flip and chew on.
\nHe’ll hold with his claw and just gnaw and gnaw.
\nHe’ll work on that thing ’til it looks like Don King,
\nits head shaped to a point like a paintbrush or joint.
\nHe’ll shake back and forth and then fling the tip north,
\nand on very good nights, he’ll aim for two sites,
\nthe tub or cat dish: he’ll flip it and, swish!
\nAnd if feeling proud, he may say so out loud.
\nThere’s no going back when your cat’s talkin’ smack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"