{"id":975,"date":"2017-11-19T20:50:28","date_gmt":"2017-11-20T01:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=975"},"modified":"2017-11-19T20:50:28","modified_gmt":"2017-11-20T01:50:28","slug":"conked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=975","title":{"rendered":"Conked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I passed out on the avenue, I fell down on the street.<br \/>\nI swooned under the sway of every drug dealer I&#8217;d meet.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d smoke whatever came into my hands, from coke to cocoa.<br \/>\nI spent much of my formative days just plain goin&#8217; loco.<br \/>\nThere wasn&#8217;t much I wouldn&#8217;t do, my bottom line was low.<br \/>\nI thought that when I died I would be eulogized and so<br \/>\nmy legacy would follow me and reputation grow.<br \/>\nBut as the years went by I saw this was a great big no.<br \/>\nI was an alcoholic, a drug addict and a fool.<br \/>\nThe times that I awoke in small cells should have been my school.<br \/>\nMy learning curve was filled with blurs and downright blackout hours.<br \/>\nPerhaps some higher power kept me from pushin&#8217; up flowers.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve had a quad heart bypass and survived spinal infection.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s amazing that I still incur so much affection.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m good with kids and animals seem to thrive in my realm.<br \/>\nMy boat is leaky, creaky, but I still stand in the helm.<br \/>\nPerhaps there is a further shore upon which I might land.<br \/>\nAnd finally build my castle of a wonderment of sand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I passed out on the avenue, I fell down on the street. I swooned under the sway of every drug dealer I&#8217;d meet. I&#8217;d smoke whatever came into my hands, from coke to cocoa. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=975\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem-2","tag-poem","tag-poetry-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1748,"url":"https:\/\/redtinnoodles.com\/?p=1748","url_meta":{"origin":975,"position":0},"title":"5\/4\/70","author":"Rick Young","date":"May 4, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"I remember Kent State and how it changed my life. Had a pass from G.I. training, was in Frisco with my wife. 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