All Posts by Rick Young

Transition

Like a waveless ocean awaiting tsunami. The sand tenses. Trees try to shuffle away. Sea horses gallop. Crabs get friendly. Big fish, little fish, work in harmony to avoid induction, gills pumping. The sky still … Read more

American Lie

Bye, bye, this American lie. Drove him down to KFC because he wanted a thigh. His good old boys are keeping their powder dry. This transition we could see people die. This transition we could … Read more

Gory Story

Today we learned of RINO’s and dead dogs at the polls. Apparently all zombies weren’t removed from voter rolls. A dog did vote beside me. He’d a coat of rusty red. I saw him vote … Read more

Woofers, Not Tweeters

There’ll be dogs back in the White House pretty soon. They’ll replace the current resident baboon. The return of shed pet hair will be easier to bear than the current crypto locks of golden doom. … Read more

Aftermath

Vote counters are getting death threats. Trump people don’t like mathematics. Besides, their king says he would bet they’re rapists and drug addicts. “A boy who dotes on numbers, like a girl who plays with guns, just … Read more

Concession Speak

I wish Sleepy Joe the best. Be assured I hid a pest somewhere in the office walls which responds to twitter calls. You’d better change the old nuke code, in case I get in launching … Read more

Down the Stretch

And here comes Pennsylvania rounding the far turn, spurred on by her buoyant rider, Li’l Ben FX, passing now, on the outside, Arizona, ridden by John McCain’s ghost, and Georgia, with the devil in the … Read more

Compilation Blues

Arizona, I hope Diamondbacks next year will win it all. Nevada, may your gambling state long reign. As I watched in horror states turn red and drop the ball, I wondered at four more years … Read more

Ode to Maow

I’ve got a lot in common with my cat. It’s more than we’re both getting old and fat. Now he sleeps with my wife as I go about my life, caught in a nowhere betwixt … Read more

Poll Dance

I’ve been standing in this line at least four hours now. Some people right behind me seem about to have a cow. Trump pickups, honking, drive by with long rifles and their guns. I wonder … Read more

Lowest Ebb

This is it. We’re up for grabs. Edging sideways. Soft shell crabs. Plashing to the polls in waves. Some from castles, some from caves. Sand is shifting underneath. What shall we the world bequeath? Four … Read more

All Hollow’s Eve

Trump will dress as Mussolini. It’s his favorite look. He could throw the world a loop by dressing as a book. The only book he owns, however, is “Art Of The Deal.” And that one wasn’t … Read more

Riding with Oligarchs

Barrett and Barr were riding in a car, chatting on the things that really matter. As they drove, one didn’t have to travel very far to realize this wasn’t idle chatter. “First we’ll kill their … Read more

Seven Days in Maybe

Last days of les fleurs du mal. Waiting now on the cabal to reject all kinds of voting, iced with their condensed fraud coating. They’ll inject a dose of panic, and the king, at his … Read more

Drums and Symbols

Our new flag celebrates the thin blue line. The old red, white and blue has seen its time. Enough of unity and peace. It’s time we celebrate the police, and get tough on the leftists … Read more

Talk the Plank

Trump’s great plans for harmony around the middle east have just been put to test by the Ethiopian beast. Their huge hydropower dam, upstream on the Blue Nile, will block the flow to two countries downstream … Read more