Losing Face
[Throwback Thursday] I’ve fallen out of grace with my face. It’s now defined by lines of time and place. a roadmap etched with pathways to the past, a drying parchment never meant to last.
[Throwback Thursday] I’ve fallen out of grace with my face. It’s now defined by lines of time and place. a roadmap etched with pathways to the past, a drying parchment never meant to last.
Guess I’ll count the forks again. The prize this time: a nip of gin. I know the spoon count now by heart. And knives were there right from the start. Yes, counting silverware is in … Read more
Where has Doctor Fauci gone? This week he was off the lawn. Without him we have no voice, inject bleach our only choice ? Maybe he’s in forced lockdown, caged and tied up by the … Read more
FOX says he wasn’t trying to be mean. He’s just a real big fan of Mister Clean. So, if you’ll open wide, he’ll pour some shit inside. And then you will be dead like Orson … Read more
Go ahead and bet your stimulus check. A grand just will not do it, so go crazy, what the heck. However, there’s no horses racing. Blame the social distance spacing. Baseball, even football, might be … Read more
Hey, lets go down to Georgia now it’s open. We can catch a film and have a meal. So what if we’ll be sitting in a thicket of the sick. It really doesn’t seem that … Read more
An invisible enemy crawls right through and over walls. There is no way that it can be detected. It smears its sickly path down former hallowed halls. And no one’s found a way to be protected. … Read more
testing, testing… part TWO… I’m on joe + and flying low this morning every button pushed another warning and seeing guys with rifles crying ’cause they can’t go out performing it all seems like screams … Read more
The Boogaloo Boys are ready to go, called to arms by their great orange chief. The coming reopening, bloody but brief, will certainly be a shit show. Reopen our states, the prisoners scream. Pandemic’s a … Read more
Batman should have stopped this thing. I’m sure he heard the rumors. He could have put on his bat ring. I’ve heard that cured some tumors. And Superman, those x-ray eyes, did they not see … Read more
I need to check my stimuli. Nothing I’ve seen caught my eye, His daily brief will get me seething, elevate my measured breathing. How he rolls their questions under, facts and logic hacks asunder. Cup … Read more
New York rats are now eating each other. “Just the way I planned it,” claims the Prez. Jared’s going to film it for a special. It’ll be on pay-per-view, he says. They’ll find every way … Read more
He loves to preside. As for those who’ve died: just leave them outside. The tent is his show. There won’t be no ponies, but a lot of phonies, and all his tight cronies, the swamp … Read more
NyQuil and Pop Rocks, prescribed by some docs. Stomach explosion. Virus erosion. Soaking in a nice hot tub, filled to top with VapoRub, could relieve some chest congestion. Some have called this into question. Eyedrops … Read more
We sold our masks at markup way before this thing began. And then we started companies to make them back again. And now we’re selling cure-all pills and stories without oranges, all backed up by … Read more
Consider all the family’s been through. They’ve died in cars, in planes and now canoe. Some call the family Kennedy unlucky as a clan can be. Joe Junior went to war, his plane went down. … Read more
I’m not a worrier, but he gets slurrier each and every time he speaks. I have suspicion a tiny furrier lives inside the hollow ‘tween his septum and his cheeks. The way he stands has … Read more
Who elected Jared Kushner prince ? It’s enough to make a fellow wince. Who is he to spurt his t.v. garbage with a pout? Tell us that he knows what COVID-19’s all about. Ventilators are for … Read more
Lone Ranger wore a black face mask and had a native slave. He had a horse named Silver and he never missed a shave. But Clayton Moore was quite a bore and wore masks after … Read more
Almost a million jobs are gone. I think it’s time to mow the lawn. And where is my stimulus check? I stayed inside, so what the heck? I haven’t seen my friends in weeks. Wind … Read more