All Posts by Rick Young

During The Gold Rush

Well, I woke to see fed troops In camo clashing, in a downtown Portland street. There were children chanting and mothers marching And protestors being beat. There were blunt munitions being fired and tear gas … Read more

Stamp It Out

Kill the Postal Service with a sycophantic master. Make sure mail-in-voting is a November disaster. No need for investigation; A.G.’s got your back. Paper ballots destroyed by the bundle and the sack. “I told you … Read more

App Laws

Grump says he’s banning TikTok. They pranked him back in Tulsa. It always starts in China. They’re giving him an ulcer. He won’t eat Chinese food. It’s full of MSG. They don’t have a great … Read more

The Flattened Curve

The virus, as our leader said has disappeared like magic. It took a while, a lot of dread, and, in the end, was tragic. As millions died, the countryside was dotted with mass graves. There … Read more

D Day

Delay the election ’til the virus settles down. Vote count will be easier with so few folks around. The good folks who elect me will be only the immune. Perhaps I’ll turn the country into just … Read more

Activate the Barr

He’ll protect our federal buildings at all cost. Without his help a courthouse could be lost. And when one courthouse goes, they fall like dominoes. So, that’s why all that tear gas needs be tossed. He … Read more

Bumper KKKars

Protestors used as speed bumps has become a current thing. It’s not just nazi rebels who have gotten in the swing. Right wingers are now saying run them over with your cars. It’s something to … Read more

Exit, Stage Right

O, hear the multitudes of “Person>Woman>Man>Camera>TV” songs ring across the land. They should be played over loudspeakers at protests, VERY LOUD, to form background music for the news blurbs he wants to orchestrate, like a … Read more

Poo Poo Platter

He’s got the kung flu fever and it’s starting to get hot. You want a war with China ? I think we’d rather not. But they killed my great economy! It never was that great. … Read more

Extra Points

“Person, woman, man, camera, t.v.” “That’s the way to live successfully.” How do I know? My big test told me so. What do I know? The law tells me gung ho. I’ve got the brain … Read more

Insurrection Protection

Trump’s occupying forces, coming to your city soon. This is not America, but dark side of the moon. They’re headed to Chicago, noted home of the “Black Sox.” His alternative police are way, way outside … Read more

Lawn Darts

O, welcome back, corona virus briefing, where T can practice all his oral queefing. He’ll say again that it will disappear. And to each question, he’ll turn a blind ear. He’ll say again tests make the … Read more

Kiss My Glove

“I will eventually be right.” Our population might be slight. Then I can reign them in real tight. Which is the purpose of my fight. I’d like to get it down to two percent. I … Read more

Bois of Summer

Trump’s secret federal task force is just ‘helping Portland out.’ To stop the anarchists will take an army posse’s clout. Just faceless men in camo reigning in peaceful protesters, a helping hand to boost Oregon’s … Read more

More News Bleaks

T is still damned steaming mad about his tax returns. Says he will release them all when San Francisco burns. Colonel Vindman calls it quits and cites intimidation. You don’t lie, he blinds your eye. … Read more

Night of the Long Mask

A black-masked man in a bright blue tie: ’twas hard to recognize the guy. He said he’d never wear a mask and stuck by it, indeed, ’til yesterday, when thought it best while touring Walter … Read more

Stars Behind Bars

Stone’s sentence commuted. Justice again looted. Principles jack-booted. Convictions rerouted. White collar crooks, relax. The Don has got your backs. He’ll cover all your tracks, and shield you to the max. Feel free to cheat … Read more